Furlough day #2 (Baby Thowing)

Ive decided not to use this space today to talk about the negative aspects of our government.  I saw the latest polls, and it seems we are all on the same page.  I did however come up with a new Olympic sport called baby thowing.

Now, there will be rules. I’m thinking of setting up something very similar to an Olympic shot-put set-up (Mike is working on getting official dimensions). At the other side we’ll have a blanket for them to land on, because it’s about fun, not hurting baby’s. And, Aaron will be waiting out in the field to coddle them, should the damn whiners cry or something.

Also, before Tim and Scott  jump in with their racism, we’re just going to use white babies. I don’t want to open up the floodgates and have you two spew your nonsense about how “Dominican babies are more aerodynamic, Spanish bounce better….” etc. You guys go ahead and start your own blog for that racism; for this circumstance its an average, 6mo, baby. 

And yeah, we get it Pat, you’ve actually read up on throwing baby’s and know which technique should be used, you’re the most qualified to throw a baby, etc, etc, etc, yap, yap, yap.

Also, just to clarify… these have to be live babies.  We can not be savages and use dead babies.  Using a dead babies would also be an issue under Aaron’s probation. 

Alright, now that we’ve removed the sticks, stems and seeds lets get down to copper tariffs here. How far could you throw a baby?

My records 42 feet…no bounce.

 

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